In this world, don’t hesitate

In this world, don’t hesitate.

Try the unknown. Give a swan a foot massage.
Help a cloud to rain.
Go hat shopping with a donkey, then complain a bit about how you can’t get on the bus because he won’t fit, therefore getting home quite some time later, and missing out on the band-aid eating competition.


Develop a marketing strategy for AIDS so it can continue to be spread throughout the world, increasing its market share.
Explode a thing into a rounder thing.
Discuss the finer things of life with a padlock.


Pay attention to someone’s knees for way too long, then ask them why their knees look so terrible