Follow seven lonely farmers on the road to romance as they choose between hundreds of prospective hats. Prepare for tears, joy and jealousy, all in a heart-warming journey to find a hat.
First episode: Each of the lonesome farmers has chosen three potential hats to wear on their farm. Arrivals are laced with drama as hats [...]

No. It’s not.
A foot is an anatomical structure found in many vertebrates, and allows locomotion.
A hat, on the other hand (not that you’d be wearing it on your hand, or that your foot would be in the primary hand in order for a hand-to-hand comparison) is a head covering, and may be worn for protection [...]

Yes, I’ve created what’s to be known as the World Fun Index. More ‘politically-correct’ folk might refer to it as Alcohol Consumption Per Capita, but that’s old hat now, and I’ll fight them, if a fight’s what they want, which I presume it is.

As you can see above, Europe is a fair bit of fun, [...]

If there’s 2 marshmallows left in a packet, 1 pink, 1 white, you will choose pink.

“How do you know this?” you pathetically whimper. “Cos I do, so shut up” I fearlessly reply.
Unless you’ve been hiding under WD-40 all your life, you’d be well aware that in the original recipe the pink marshmallows were not only [...]

Ok, so everyone’s heard of the St George-Illawarra Dragons, that’s great. I don’t care.  You may also be aware that they’re known as the Saints. That’s fine, you say. Cos they’re ‘Saint George’, much like ‘Saint Kilda’ are.
First of all, let’s assume the encounter between this 3rd century soldier and a dragon wasn’t just a [...]

This is a question for the ages. Are there more rats, cats, hats, bats or mats blogging out there?
We know there’s now over 112,000,000 blog sites out there. That’s not a small amount. If it were a small amount, it’d be like 4. Or 7 maybe tops. 11 at a stretch. But it’s not. We’ve [...]

Pilot a carpet into a Afghan mountain, then call al-Qaida for assistance.
Listen to the ol’ jingle, sir

Ever wanted to express your thoughts as a cartoon character, so as to avoid prosecution?
I think we all have. Now sit back with a nice glass of printer fluid and enjoy!

Occasionally there are poignant moments between a father and son. This is not one of them.

One of the most intriguing questions baffling paleontologists is ‘Did dinosaurs wear hats?’
This comes after several recent discoveries have uncovered hats (still intact mind you) lying next to fossil remains.
A diverse range have been found, from Stetsons to bowlers to sombreros, and even Kippahs, begging another question: Were some dinosaurs Jewish? But I think we [...]